Roast my picture

Your picture

Upload a photo. Get roasted. Share the damage.

Who roasts you?

Characters

Famous roasters

Parody: roasts in the style of these comedians, not written or endorsed by them.

Details

Who's in the photo?

Tell the roaster something (optional)

Photos are only kept if you share your roast. It's a joke β€” no roasts about looks you can't change.

πŸ‘₯ Start a group battle

Treat the group πŸ”₯

Unlock the full roasts for the group: everyone in it and whoever joins next, first come first served.

Keep control of your battle.

Sign in to manage it and hear who joins, from any device.

Share your roast

How it works

  1. 01

    Pick a photo

    Selfie, outfit, room, pet: anything with a story to tell.

  2. 02

    Get roasted

    Your roast picks one angle and builds it up to a punchline. Clever, not cruel.

  3. 03

    Share the damage

    Post it as a story card and let your friends come find out the punchline.

Fresh off the grill

A taste of what the roaster serves.

I got roasted πŸ”₯

πŸ”₯ 7/10
Gym pic
The watch, the dumbbell and the forearm all made it into frame. The sweat didn't.

I got roasted πŸ”₯

πŸ”₯ 8/10
Home office
Three monitors, an RGB keyboard and a plant that's clearly faking it. This isn't a workspace, it's a cry for a promotion.

I got roasted πŸ”₯

πŸ”₯ 9/10
Cat on the couch
Your cat looks at you the way HR looks at your browser history.

battle your group

One link for the group chat. Everyone uploads a photo, the roaster ranks them by score.

Questions

Something else? Mail info@roastmypicture.com.

Is it really free?

Do you keep my photo?

Will it get mean?

Can I roast a friend?